Five truths for those of you ('cause this certainly don't apply to me!) who might be consider "more mature" (okay, let's be honest––older):
1. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
2. Google Maps really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
3. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
4. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
5. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!